The Many Faces of Professor K

Farmer K –
Professor K wearing a hat at an upwards angle

Shamoo (aka: Moo) –
Appears after Professor K eats a pizza or cheeseburger and attacks Chillier shortly thereafter with tickles and attempted belly blows. In some cases appears shortly after Chillier pinches the nipples or punches the balls of Professor K when he is not expecting an attack. This Shamoo tends to be more aggressive with his tickles and attempted belly blows.

Professor McGuillicutty –
Appears on some weekend mornings when Chillier and Professor K exchange fingers in each others ear and when Professor K has a plotting look in his eye.

Old Asian Lady Looking for Benefits Man (retired)–
When Professor K called Chillier during work hours sounding like an old Asian lady looking for benefits, but had a hard time understanding Chillier’s replies.

Old Time Pantaloon Man –
A 93-year-old Professor K wearing a white blouse in the rain with a top hat, fake glasses, plastic nose and mustache. Calls Chillier after work hours and has a hard time hearing Chillier’s replies.

Nostril -
Named after Professor K’s unkempt nostril hair, which resembles a modern day Cretaceous period jungle. There are dinosaur monkeys and giant monkey bats within the nostril hair. The length of which the nostril hair grows is dependent on “Time Waves” (see bad movie: “A Sound of Thunder”).

Please note: Professor K’s making reference to past ball punchies and other funny things are not grounds for future ball punchies.